From: Ken Schram: Ten reasons to enjoy the rain

Number 10: The storm has washed away the word “MetroNatural” that was painted on top of the Space Needle.

Number 9: It’s fun to splash pedestrians as you drive down the street.

Number 8: Can’t get enough of that video of salmon crossing the road.

Number 7: Fewer panhandlers because carboard signs just get soggy.

Number 6: No more doorbelling by political candidates ’cause they’re weather wimps.

Number 5: Not as many bicyclists to share the road with.

Number 4: Ducks swimming in Seattle’s pot holes look so darn cute.

Number 3: We need more mud right before the election.

Number 2: Traffic hardly sucks more than when the sun is in our eyes.

And the number 1 reasons to enjoy all this rain: All the crack-heads and hookers stay inside which means if you really want to, you can actually use that $700,000 toilet down in Pioneer Square!

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